2. Always lit
I had a girl who looked really wasted while getting in the cab. She gave her location and we started. I soon realized she had passed out.
When we got where she was going, I tried but couldn’t wake her up for anything. So I called the paramedics. They had to slap her to get her to wake up. Then they asked if she was ready to go to the hospital and she screamed, “Wooo! Let’s go!”
I will never forget that one.