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The Miami Dolphins offensive line coach Chris Foerster must’ve have been high on love and coke… He sent a video of him doing lines of coke to Kijuana a woman that he was “in love” with.

“Hey babe, miss you, thinking about you,” Foerster says in the video. He snorts a few lines, talks about how wild he is for getting high at work and then ends with a declaration of love for drugs and the woman he’s talking to.

“I think about you when I do it. I think about how much I miss you, how hot we got together. How much fun it was. So much fun. Last little bit before I go to my meeting,” Foerster says. “I wish I was licking this off your pussy.”

Foerster, who turns 56 on Thursday, was one of the highest-paid assistant coaches in the NFL, at a salary valued between $2.5 million and $3 million a year.

Dolphins head coach Adam Gase said “Since I’ve been around him, he’s always been a guy that just put his head down and work. He was here 4 in the morning, worked as hard as he could for us. It is what it is.”

Well now we know how he was able to  work so hard and stay up until 4am in the morning. I guess coke is the steroid equivalent for coaches?

Kijuana Says She Posted the Video Because of the Pushback Against Players Protesting During the National Anthem

She claims it’s an apparent response to the Dolphins crack down on players protesting racial inequality during the national anthem. For the first time on Sunday, Dolphins players, who had consistently knelt during the anthem in recent weeks, were told they needed to either stand for the anthem or stay in the locker room as it was played.

Her response to people that are not happy with what she did…

Obviously Chris Foerster is completely fucked and was forced to resign.

“I am resigning from my position with the Miami Dolphins and accept full responsibility for my actions. I want to apologize to the organization and my sole focus is on getting the help that I need with the support of my family and medical professionals,” he said in a statement Monday.

LESSON: If you’re going to do anything illegal or stupid, DON’T FILM YOURSELF.

Barney Stinson

Written by Barney Stinson


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